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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

"Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently."
-Unknown  (via 1112pm)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*